Glitch detected in your area. Contact Agent Steel immediately.
801-662-8268 matt@neverwasagency.com
Utah's STEM Adventure Assembly
Glitchlings — mischievous creatures from another reality — are pouring through a breach and causing chaos.
Agent Steel has arrived. And he's going to need your students' help to close it.
What follows is 45 minutes of real STEM in action:
Science — Students trigger colorful elephant toothpaste volcanoes
Technology — They rewrite live code — battling digital creatures that have infiltrated the school's systems
Engineering — They engineer an outrageous dry ice fog bubble contraption on stage
Math — The whole school controls the air-powered ball launcher together — calculating angle and pressure in a last desperate attempt to close the breach.
Aligned to Utah's Science and Engineering Education (SEEd) Standards — Grades K-6
Every experiment connects to Utah's SEEd Standards for grades K-6.
Elephant Toothpaste Volcanoes — Planning and Carrying Out Investigations
Live Coding Battle — Cause and Effect
Fog Bubble Contraption — Designing Solutions
Air-Powered Ball Launcher — Analyzing and Interpreting Data
"Each activity directly tied to the curriculum." — Becky McClure, Teacher, Morgan Elementary
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Your students aren't watching from the sidelines. They're in it.Volunteers build contraptions on stage. Others trigger chemical reactions. And when it comes to the air-powered ball launcher — the whole school controls it together. Every kid has a role in closing the breach.
"Absolutely OUT OF THIS WORLD! Our students were engaged, laughing, learning, and completely captivated from beginning to end."— Sally Baird, Librarian, Midway Elementary
The Neverwas Agency Guarantee If your kids aren't still talking about it the next day, I don't want your money. I'll refund every penny — and donate $250 to your school's PTA/PTO. No questions asked. No hoops to jump through. Zero risk to you or your school.
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The mission runs 45 minutes. I work in any gym, multipurpose room, cafeteria, or auditorium — no special setup required. Most schools run two back-to-back shows, one for K-2 and one for 3-6, so every student gets the right experience for their age. I handle everything setup to cleanup.
"The kids absolutely enjoyed it and so did the parents!"— Jennifer Carlson, PTA President, Jordan Hills Elementary
Is your school ready to battle the Glitchlings? Fall deployment slots are filling fast.[Get Pricing & Availability]
The Neverwas Agency Guarantee
If your kids aren't still talking about it the next day, I don't want your money. I'll refund every penny — and donate $250 to your school's PTA/PTO. No questions asked. No hoops to jump through. Zero risk to you or your school.
Is your school next?
Whether you're ready to book or just have questions — reach out. I'm happy to help.
I personally respond to every inquiry — and I'd love to talk about what a mission at your school could look like.
P.S. Glitches don't wait — and neither does Agent Steel's calendar. Fall deployment slots are filling fast. Contact us now to secure your school's mission date.